I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
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He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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