i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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