Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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