It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
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Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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