It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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