no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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