okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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