I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Sacagawea was the original milf.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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