she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
What a dumb baby whore.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Is that strawberry winking at me??
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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