that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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