SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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