It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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