But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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