I must be too annoying 4 u.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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