So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
This is the high leading the old right now
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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