I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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