Christians are straight up FREAKS
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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