So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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