Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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