what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
did you just send me my own nude
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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