yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
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you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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