Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize