yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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