didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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