He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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