you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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