would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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