I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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