I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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