i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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