420 ftw
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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