We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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