Fine. I'll sleep in my office
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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