normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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