You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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