I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower