I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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