I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
