Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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