My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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