when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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