i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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