my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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