it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
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