Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Randomize