i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
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I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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