We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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In other news, I just burned my penis
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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