i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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