Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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