Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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