Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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