when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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