You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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