Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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